Midwest Sports Charity Open: ***BREAKING NEWS***

Due to disparaging comments made by Donald Trump towards blue people, Smurfette has decided not to play for his Presidential campaign.  Instead, if Smurfette wins tomorrow's championship, FTL will randomly select one of the charities featured in this tournament and send it a $20 donation (and, to be fair, the random selection would include the Nebraska Humane Society).  So, bottom line: Trump's out, and everyone else is back in!

Okay, phew.