Saturday, February 17, 2018

Special Hawkeye Doubles Profile! The Burge Brothers

For years now, you've all been asking, "Who are these mysterious Burge Brothers that continue to thwart the competition in fantasy tennis?" Well, let's pull back the curtain a bit, shall we?

Chris (left) and Greg (right)
Team Names
Baby Got Backswing (Chris) and SoonerNoles (Greg)

Team Headquarters
Monroe, Ohio (Chris) and Norman, Oklahoma (Greg)

Occupations
Greg is a professor at the University of Oklahoma (and proud father of a future NBA center!)
Chris is an accounts manager at Midwest Sports (the official sponsor of FTL!)

Hobbies and Off-Season Activities
Chris: working out, walking with my dog, playing golf & tennis, cooking, brewing/drinking beer with my brew club buddies, spending time with friends and family, and watching a good Netflix series.
Greg: rest and relaxation (best way to get ready for another season of dominating all our challengers). Chris very generously hosted his new doubles partner, along with wife and child in tow, for Christmas. It was a real FTL doubles bonding experience....and we all got sick at the end.

Where should FTLers go to buy all their tennis-related gear?
Greg: Midwest Tennis OF COURSE!!! Any FTLers caught buying from their competitors will immediately be sent to a 15 minute Time-Out standing against the "Wall of Shame."
Chris: obviously Midwest Sports is my favorite spot to get tennis and training gear. Funny story.... I had a chance to visit Tennis Warehouse when we were out in California two years ago and took a pic for proof, lol.


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