Friday, August 25, 2017

The All-Time Titles Leader Joins the Fray

Chris Burge, the all-time leader in career FTL titles (five and counting), has issued his own response to Greg and Jeremy:

I'd like to thank Greg for keeping the #1 spot warm for me and congratulate Jeremy on a great season. But just like another tennis great that currently sits at #3, I'll be taking the trophy. The race to the end is tight but I'm confident these guys will crack under the pressure.

Strong words from a mighty FTLer. Wait! What's this? Jeremy races into the press conference and shouts at Chris from across the room!

I understand your point about handling the pressure, but I have been preparing by getting ice-water blood transfusions twice daily from the medical wing of Team Jeremy. Fully legal under the currently lax FTL doping rules.

This is going to turn into a real blood bath, folks. Stay tuned!

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